NANCY PELOSI HAS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR THIEVING MAIL IN VOTES

Within a parallel universe wherever political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with pleasure and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty strategies, found herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. All of it started innocently sufficient, using a plan day in Washington, D.C., but very little did